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Beyond the Grace of God...
2002-09-21 1:20 pm
I am in dire need of spiritual guidance. Imagine, if you will, that it is a typical midweek morning, and you are on the 7 train on the way to work, to the Upper East Side. Imagine that, as you are standing there, half asleep and irritable at the existence of your fellow commuters, you look up, and before you you see Christopher Walken. As your groggy mind begins to ask itself what the hell Mr Walken is doing in Flushing at 8am, you realize that his hair is long, wrapped in a bun in fact, laced with midnight blue Chanel ribbons. You also notice that he wearing an ugly purple dress, made from wind-breaker/track suit material, caked in make-up that makes him look like a gracelessly aging 18th century french prostitute. You then realize that this is in fact a female. You also realize that such a shocking resemblance to C.W. cannot, nay, should not exist in the world of the God of the New Testament, or any other. I have been to a dark place. Draw your own conclusions, and when you're on the train, for heaven's sake, keep your eyes glued to the floor.This update is dedicated to padraig, if it wasn't for his protests a few minutes ago- i would not have written. Your complaints to him then...
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